Questions that have no answer

when i saw this, i thought it would be good to post it here:
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do stairs go up or down?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why are there commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
Why do you go “back and forth” if you really must go forth before you go back?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

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